girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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