He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
