if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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