He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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