Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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