Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Such a big mess for such a small penis
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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