he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
His nipple licking is glorious
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