let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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