it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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