plz talk dirty to me
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
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It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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