Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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