She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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