it wasn't lemon gatorade
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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