But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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