that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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