member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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