I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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