we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
