JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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