Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
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