I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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