Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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