all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
as a side note pls kill me
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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