i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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