I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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