can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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