She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Boobs speak an international language.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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