Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I'm at about main and main street
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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