Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Randomize
