you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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