I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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