omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Randomize
