Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I'm too high and old for this...
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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