Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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