why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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