I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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