Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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