How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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