I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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