your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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