We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
whose ass print is on the piano?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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