READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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