did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I just want to make out with him forever
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
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