Kiss
Puke
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.�
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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