I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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