I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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