I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
And then my night got REAL pukey
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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