I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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