I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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