Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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